Quoth Cthulhu: Eldritch Quintuplet...

From the Unfilmable.com archives...

This weeks Quoth Cthulhu is a personalized Eldritch Quintuplet written by Mike Tice & R.A. Strong...

When Craig took a trip to explore
The desolate New England shore,
Some locals with gills
Chased him into the hills
And he hasn't been seen anymore.

- Mike Tice & R.A. Strong

(Thanks to Elegantly Amused Press)