From the Unfilmable.com archives...
This weeks Quoth Cthulhu is a personalized Eldritch Quintuplet written by Mike Tice & R.A. Strong...
When Craig took a trip to explore
The desolate New England shore,
Some locals with gills
Chased him into the hills
And he hasn't been seen anymore.
- Mike Tice & R.A. Strong
(Thanks to Elegantly Amused Press)